Larks and stagelights, Y?!??!?!??!?!?!!!?!?!!

Drat, we missed the Chelsea vs Aston Villa game yesterday, because of a FIXTURE CHANGE, AND BUGGER AND BLAST I DIDN'T CHECK THE PREMIER LEAGUE SITE NOR THE CHELSEA FC SITE. My reaction: 

Ah, the ever-present facepalm. Note 2012/13 kit.

FitbaThatba picture. YEAH BRO I KNOW YOUR FEELS

I miss Yossi Benayoooooooooooooooooun. And the kewl face protector thing :c

HA AHAA HAHA HHAA A After approximately 122 days I still can't get over this. BAHAHA SUAREZ YOU ARE BRILL

OOO Bane Ivanovic. Apparently 

MATCH REPORT: CHELSEA 2 ASTON VILLA 1

Posted on: Thu 22 Aug 2013

SummaryA second-half Branislav Ivanovic header proved decisive as we recorded a hard-fought win to go top of the Premier League table, albeit having played a game more than everybody else.

The Blues took the lead inside seven minutes when Antonio Luna bundled into his own net after Eden Hazard's effort had been saved by Brad Guzan, but Aston Villa were level on the stroke of half-time when Christian Benteke powered his strike past Petr Cech via the aid of the post.

Our advantage was restored midway through the second half when Ivanovic headed home from a Frank Lampardfree-kick, and though Villa went close through Andreas Weimann late in the game, and had a penalty appeal waved away, we held on for victory.

Attention now turns to our first away game of the new season, a trip to Old Trafford next Monday.

The header. Still trying to get used to the new 2013/14 kits. Please someone get me that for my birthday

Same-same Bane (see below), from versus Benfica 5/15, Allianz Arena

Same-same Bane (see above), from versus AVilla 8/21, Stamford Bridge. Oh, and Oscar seems to have gotten a haircut.

Ooh Mata.

Oops, that wasn't meant to be there HEY DAVID LUIZ, WHAT THE FRIEDCHICKEN ARE THOSE KNITTING NEEDLES???????????????

AND LO,

SPEAK TO MARCO VAN GINKEL AND 

ANDRE SCHURRLE LIVE 

(LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!!!!!!) <<<<< me

On Friday 23 August, two of our latest signings, Marco van Ginkel and Andre Schurrle, will be LIVE in the Chelsea TVstudio from 6.30pm to answer fans' questions on Friday Night Live.

Both players joined the Blues at the beginning of the summer and made their debuts as second-half substitutes in Sunday's 2-0 win over Hull City.

For your chance to put your question to Van Ginkel and Schurrle live on air, contact Chelsea TV on the day:

- By calling 08445 434 969
- Emailing chelseatv@chelseafc.com
- Tweet the club using #chelseatv

While sitting on the Chelsea TV sofas, the duo will also be partaking in a Google+ Hangout which will be available for fans to watch worldwide via our YouTube channel and to watch it, a link will be provided on the day.

It's your Friday night sorted!

SORTED!

Buh-bai, Oh, and THANK YOU FOR STAYING AWAKE WITH ME THROUGH THIS 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG POST ;D

Ah and I cahn't wait till Monday 1AM, the Blue Lions versus the Red Devils WE. WILL. BEAT. YOU.