"...but it has FLIES. And one fly flies into my mouth in the first two seconds."

 I made these GIFs, awhile ago, after deciding to actually do what I commented on Stefan Bachmann's blog because I was too "busy" with homeschooling to make the GIF after I said that, today is a weekend (FREAKING OUT 7 DAYS TO COMPLETE LIKE 16+ PROJECTS TO END CLASS SIX OR GRADE SIX OR YEAR SIX OR WHATEFFER). I wanted to merge these two scenes in one GIF, but alas, after one hour I failed searching Google for the right GIF maker, and these instead are the end results. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I used imgflip because gifsoup doesn't add text on GIFs unless you're a premium dude and I do not have Photoshop. But my dad is a TOTAL EXPERT on those kind of things, after all he's an IT expert XD and this was the vid I used fer ze GIF. 

I'LL GIVE 100$ TO WHOEVER CAN READ THAT ^_^ (/>o<)/
haha.


----------------------------------------RANDOM NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------------------------------------------

• Our special number for church, "Dare You to Move" bai Switchfoot was AWHSUM. Except I blew the part on the last chorus, cos I forgot how "I dare you to lift yourself, lift yourself up of the floooooooooooooor." went. Oh noes my dad probs posted it on FB XD
• By the way, I think the local normal attendance for church was present, excluding Amila dai the Sri Lankan guy. WHERE WAS YOU?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!? We missed yo presence AHAHAHAHA at least there was a comeback of people Sacheth dai returned my From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler and A Series of Unfortunate Events: The End!!!! And I knew the feels of football players again afta a 10-15 minute long football exercise in church.
• Ok I wrote too much about church.
  LIVERPOOL 1-0 STOKE CITY (THE FIRST GAME was sorrowfully not shown on tv)
  ARSENAL 1-3 ASTON VILLA (was shown on tv)
  NORWICH CITY 2-2 EVERTON
  SUNDERLAND 0-1 FULHAM
  WEST BROMWICH ALBION 0-1 SOUTHAMPTON
  WEST HAM UNITED 2-0 CARDIFF CITY
  SWANSEA CITY 0-2 MANCHESTER UNITED underway
  
  I accidentally did not watch the FIRST games of the EPL because the internet kept drawing me in. And that was not good footballfanning DX After finishing this post I shall watch the remaining 30- minutes of the Swans vs. Red Devils game. YEEEEEEAH. Go Swaaaaaaaaaans p.s. idk who i'm going for -_-
• Robin van Persie is still cool
• GGMU? No way!!!!!!!! KTBFFH FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Samantha: WHAT KIND OF A asiurgjdshfuweqfug BANANAS!!!! NEWSFLASH WAS THAT?!?!?!??!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?

Again, as "I'm sure it conveys so much emotion pertinent to so many situations. xD" this gif was this can describe past words written situation which I was crazy enough to write about