OH MY GOSH THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE THAT JUST HAPPENED TEN MINUTES AGO BECAUSE WRITING THIS TKES A LONG TIME S AGO IM STILL TREMBLING XD XDXD WOW LORD is there more? Woo my first response was actually "Jesus" it happened for short while the alarm woe me up I WAS BEGNNING TO SLEEP Y ahraaarghahh ok ok ok im too hyper and my Kindle is making alot of typos goodnight THROUGH THE STORM HE IS LORD, LORD OF AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Pardon me for not posting anything legit today, (cause I've been in the habit of posting everyday, and I hate breaking (certain) habits. For example, there was a road where HUGE BIG GIANT GARGANTUAN TREES grew (Garden of Dreams is on the left) going to Lazimpat in Kathmandu, and on the trees bats, crows, and cattle egret and other things I don't know about roosted. I acquired a habit of spotting a roosting bat every time we passed that road. Going to theater class, I spotted one. Going to Shangrila, I spotted one. Going to a bihe or whateffer, I think I spotted one. And then one day when I was sitting in the middle of the taxi, I FORGOT TO SPOT ONE. And I found that out the way back home. I felt SAD. HAHAHAHAHAHA ok I'm done). It's just that I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP AT THIS VERY MOMENT I AM WRITING THIS TO WATCH THE UEFA SUPERCUP AT TWELVE THIRTY AM AND NOW IT'S ELEVEN NINE AND I WOKE UP AT SIX AM. bye
Oh, and I've actually started a post about (why is this in bold O_O) The End but it's probs gonna take too long because I was becoming like Aristotle or Socrates or Plato or any philosopher ok.




Here's just a little meme I made a long time ago to compensate for the loss. UP THE CHELS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trying to write a random story

One day there was a boy and he found a hen. The hen adopted a little duck.And they lived happily ever after. The end




JOKE XD That is actually the kind of stories Dad would tell us when we would ask him to tell us a story a looooooooooooooooooong time ago. Well, he would actually tell us about his childhood back then, when Lolo (Grandpa in Filipino :D) had a cow ranch or whatever, what his four siblings and him liked to do etc..... My fahvrit was one where he would watch an antlion capture its prey when he was in one house near his dad's ranch, and one where he would be commanded to eat his vegetables. He put them in his mouth, and when his parents weren't looking......................he'd spit it on the floor.........................................AHAHAHAHA and then......................................................he'd sweep the floor afterwards WOW DAD YOUR SO EPIC

Actually, I think I'll just post another random story from before, as my writing skills have been trapped with a zombie pigman in my brain HAHA JK

So my good friend and classmate Iolo asked me this question (HAY IOLO HOW'YA DOIN' BECOME A BETTER VIRTUOSO IN PIANO YET HAVE YOU TRIED TIMETRAVELLING TO MEET BEETHOVEN oh wait hang it all, hay is for horses!!!!!! ;D) and I just edited it a bit form the original one. (Warning: Graphic violence xD)

What's the best football game ever?

When I hit your face with an adidas soccer ball and David Luiz tackles you and one of my old mates Eman or Matt or Kyle or Aldrin or Marina in my old soccer class accidentally hits my neck with a ball and I faint and then Oscar catches me and says "HEY SANKA YOU DEAD AHHHHHHHHH NO MAN STAY ALIVE I LOVE YOU BROWH COME BACK PLEASE" and then he does cpr and does the kiss-of-life on me and you almost get K.O.ed because I hit you with a ball and then my friends from church come in playing football and Dean gets hit in the balls saving a penalty kick XD I go alive and slenderman comes and he eats everyone except for me and i kill him my impaling him wif a stick and im forever alone and then a rainicorn comes with finn and jake and we all played football and marceline eats the ball and i scream because the ball is dead the ball is dead the ball is dead rafa benitez takes away marcys guitar and she gets angry and then they begin a battle with each other. marceline eats all rafa's ties that always look like each other and rafa screams at her and beemo comes in with neptr tree trunks and an electric guitar. he (cause i think beemo's a he) screams "FOOTBALL!!!!! I AM FOOTBALL!!!!!!!" and slams the electric guitar on all their heads Tree trunks helps neptr make pies he throws them at everyone. jose mourinho comes and says "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING IN THE FIELD?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!" Iolo resurrects and says "Silence, I kill you! Freude!!!!! Get of my lawn jose" Luis Suarez bites him on the neck and says "IOLO FEAR ME IAM DRACULA HAHAHA" and Iolo becomes a suarez vampire and bites everyone else especially ivanovic who becomes Super Ultra Mega Smile Man from sesame street and beethoven appears to him as a hologram and scores a hat trick because petr čech is at the lemonade stand sipping lemonade by his son damian and then i just sit on the stands forever alone crying and Ludmilla oscar's wife comes and hugs me and says "hush, they're all weirdos and this is all a dream."

OKAY I HATE WRITING THIS RUBBISH
but lemme say that the best football game I've watched was the one against Man U on May 5.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ok, I'm done. (in Australian accent) "MY WORD, NUDGE, THAT WAS LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

P.S. We also had an epic Worship Night. Everyone was stuffed in our house. Woo, more reasons to resurrect my original blog XD And my sister downloaded more Sesame Street podcasts and there's one where Bruno Mars brushes his teeth AND ELMO. HAS. HORRIBLY. TERRIFYING. WHITE. CREEPY. TEETH.

HOW PETRIFYING. e_e

All yo creepers in the haaaaaaause! All yo creepers in the haaaaaaaaause! Put yo hands up in the aiiiiiir!

  (Makes no sense cause creepers don't have hands. Do they? I'm not even a Minecraft noob :( SAAAD)

Read a fanfic today. AND IT WHAS AWESAMMMMMMM
Life as a Minecraft Mob


"I bet you thought that all Minecraft mobs were just annoying pests who deserved to be killed. You thought wrong. Each mob has a story, each mob has its own feelings. Here are just a few of them. ~o~O~o~ This story is dedicated to all the YouTubers who keep me entertained and stem my love for Minecraft. Special thanks to SkyDoesMinecraft, Deadlox, GenerationHollow, Benjamin Pracy and LandonFleury."

SHADOWLYKOS,
you.
are.
so.
deep.

The cover is cute :3

READ IT, I TELL YOU. Unless you know absolutely nothing of Minecraft, that is, haha :)))))




And also, I sent my very first email. (Weird, huh? BECUZ THATS HOW I ROLL GET USED TO IT BROW.) It was about school, sending documents blah-blah-blah... But the documents are actually ace :D Maybe I'll post them on Wattpad someday, when I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (I don't have Wattpad yet, I'm waiting till I'm 13, which is on less than eight days *smirk, smirk*) It had a little note about it being my first email, and this is what I wrote for a P.S. ("What does P.S. mean anyway" is the question on my head for about Seven Years.)

(In a Fitba Thatba North East Scottish voice)

P.S. And here are some professional swimmers, for good measure:

RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!! There's a giant crab after you all. He might snip all your feet off. AND A SCORPION!!!!!!!!! GREAT HEAVENS!!! Tread faster than Michael Phelps! And here's a hurricane! Oh, the heavens are angry with you! And two more! AND A BIKINI IS BEFALLING ON YOU. HOW HORRIFYING IS THAT A maelstrom! My word! AND A GIANT TSUNAMI. I TELL YOU, SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY! A cactus! After you in the great, big ocean! And a blue whale!!!!!! What x_x... Seems like you boys picked the wrong time swimming. Plus an innocent kitty cat is also chasing you. :)

Haha ;)

Karl Olsberg's "Cubeworld"

“Something’s wrong, but I don’t know what.
I don’t even know how I know that there’s something wrong. It’s a strange feeling that the world isn’t quite like it should be.
The world is a beach, which some terrace-like hills behind it. Waves wash silently against the sand. A cool breeze comes in from the sea. The air smells of salt.
…It’s okay to be here… [But] I remember a sad face and realize that it’s somehow not okay to be here after all.”